You’ve got something brilliant to share with the world.

There’s just one problem: you’re BAD at copywriting.

I mean, you’ve tried to do the writing yourself, but it’s not producing results. No clicks, no sales, no shares. A whole lotta “no’s”.

It’s okay. Maybe it’s nature. Maybe it’s nurture. Maybe it’s something in the water.

But here’s the problem:

YOUR BAD COPY IS COSTING YOU CASH.

That’s where I come in.

Whether it’s web copy, a sales letter, a landing page, an email sequence, a book manuscript, or just about anything else that needs sentences riveted together, I can do it.

I specialize in cheeky, somewhat irreverent, conversational copy. If you need someone to produce prim and proper copy, like something Mary Poppins might produce, I’m probably not the guy for the job. But if you need someone to throw a few creative haymakers, like Rocky Balboa throwing left hooks, I’m your guy. If you need someone to flex his writing chops, like Arnold after one too many steroid shots, hit me up. If you need high-quality, quick turnaround, like a flux capacitor on steroids, you’re in the right place. I charge my cofee and start working as a blast furnace for you. And if you need copious 80’s references…you’re in luck.

I primarily work with type-A, hustling entrepreneurs and direct marketers, but if the price is right, I’m willing to work with just about anyone!

Here’s what some other people have to say about me :

Stephen is a fantastic listener. He spent considerable time up front drawing me out to understand my project goals and writing style. He used that give me incredibly insightful inputs and edits that were consistent with my goals, and yet led to some significant style changes that made my project far better as a result. – Mark Fedeli, CEO of Handoff Partners

Stephen has a perfect combination of brilliance, intelligence, and understanding when it comes to writing copy that truly tells a story to connects with the reader. From landing pages to emails, sale pages, and everything that we develop in our sale funnels, when you want to go top shelf, pick Stephen. You won’t regret it. – Scott Oldford, CEO of INFINITUS Marketing